(Closed), Hey Pandas, Share A Unique Way You Display Your Books (Closed), Here Are My 31 Heartfelt Illustrations To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics). He tried to break it off with me at one point because I was too needy, so I broke into his house in the early hours of the morning and sat in the corner of his room until he woke up. I had never played a day in my life, I ended up quitting after about a month. We respect your privacy. Hey Pandas, Post Your Photos Of Any Unusual Animals In Places You Would Not Expect To See Them, 30 Stories Of The Nastiest Things Exes Have Told Their Partners After They Got Dumped, As Shared By Our Community, My Ceramic Creations That Have An Attitude (61 Pics), Hey Pandas, What's The Nightmare You've Never Forgotten? Oh heeeeeeell no! So off I went to a traditional healer and soon my bae was sipping the tea that would bind him to me for good. I pretended to like his sh*tty band and told him I was a vegan. 9. $2 to sexually assault an already under paid and under appreciated school worker You both should have been expelled. Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Nobody: 7:28am On Feb 17, 2009. i think you meant whats the most GROSS thing you have done to a woman. In 4th grade, I wrote the names of my two girl crushes on my dick.rode my bike to the rail tracks, stared at my dick,whispered their names and said I love you. It was a blessing in disguise and after that I did not go for it. I let the guy I was obsessed with in college drink a $90 bottle of wine I had (it was free, but whatever). I make a fake email, fake Facebook (generic selfie of an attractive girl), fake Tinder, and I swiped. :laugh: Oh well. Hike up the Peruvian mountain ridge. The cheeky T-shirt message then ends with, "Hi, I'm Holly, his girlfriend". Very casually, I picked up a conversation with her. A just for fun thread as I'm 6DPO on month 9 TTC and going a little crazy! :-/, 200 bucks? What was the craziest thing that ever happened to you that never told anyone because you didn't think they would believe you? "Anyway, he went out one night with some of his friends, and I couldn't go, because at fucking 16 they wouldn't let me into the bar (imagine that). I once entered a mini triathlon to impress a guy during a summer break. And one big advantage is look innocent. :D Oh, and.. would you do something similar again? "I tried to impregnate her when it was clear our relationship was going downhill. Id had my braces on for four years and my teeth were perfectly straight, so I figured it was time. "Iwas seeing this guy about 10 years ago on and off for a few months. "Drank an entire bottle of wine alone one night and thought it was a brilliant idea to write her a recommendation on linkedin. Crazy-in-love, over-the-top gestures arent limited to celebrities, though real people have plenty of their own jaw-dropping what I did for love events that theyre sharing under condition of anonymity, of course. Got married in the middle of college and had three amazing kids in short order, and the youngest loves to write about all our crazy. 62 y.o., from Bath, ME. So I took a weekend off, gathered up all of her articles, and re-wrote the whole damn thing. People do the craziest and funniest things sometimes. Therefor I did not get a thorough . From small white lies like music taste and food preferences to bigger things like accents and guitar skills, weve managed to embarrass ourselves out of a relationship, or sometimes, if were lucky enough, into one. I imagine going on a real date would be weird! You would have thought this would havedug me out of the "crazy" hole, but instead it just made it worse. Please enter your email to complete registration. I had to act totally cool when we ate them togetheras if I were a pro. I got down from the plane feeling that Aishwarya lost to me. Even the most sane women can see fire once a relationship comes to an end. Get a pregnancy test out of the bin MULTIPLE times to just triple check if there is a faint line. He was perfect. :doh: I came perilously close to losing my "Man Card" there..:laugh: Well, that depends if you are asking what's the craziest thing you've done "to" a girl or "for" a girl. Later that night I broke out in disgusting barnacle like hives from wetsuit rash. 26 y.o., from NYC. ", "My ex used to wait until I was almost asleep, and ask me a bunch of important questions because she thought I couldn't lie if I was mostly asleep. Last week, we asked our readers to share stories about the most outrageous thing they've ever done in their lives. I was waaaaay more into him than he was with me but I didn't let that stop me being a complete psycho. A lot of good those herbs did me lol. 13 Girls Reveal The Craziest Sh*t They've Done For Guys They've Liked by Lauren Martin May 29, 2015 Studio Firma Love is a crazy thing. the most outrageous thing they've ever done in their lives. This should be called the "Nastiest shit you've done for money" Good Lord! So I called. Lawn bowling and break stuff ( like several bottles of wine, vases). He didn't text back. Needless to say, I had to do some serious work on myself before I could ever inflict my crazy on another person. Women. My girlfriend was meant to go out with her friends after spending the entire afternoon with me. Moved to another country and married my husband in less than six months! 32 y.o., from Chile. Because, lets admit it, we do some crazy sh*t for the attention of our crush. Thereafter you will be billed R75 per month. He woke up, screamed and threatened to call the police if I didn't get out of his house. So Ive tried hanging myself, used a cutter, drank the poison. Move on. I am a big Movie buff and on Sat 21 Apr 07 I saw 6 movies in one single day, despite working a full night shift on Friday. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Eight hour drive just one way and I did both legs straight. Now I'm pissed. Then I creepily wore it to school hoping one day we would match and be together forever. Did you do a little wholesale work on your own? Journalism strengthens democracy. Dropped it all because I loved her. I was head-over-heels in love with this chick, but found out through a friend she didnt find me attractive. 'The Hills' ' Jason Wahler Young, Famous and Getting Sober, What It's Really Like When Your Partner Cheats on You While You're Pregnant. But looking back, I'm now 29, and I think I'd be on the verge of calling the police if a guy called me and my friends nonstop all night. If you like cute girls and fire content, I'm talking the best street interviews and the craziest questions, this is the place for you! In the end, my first-second time ended up being great. Insecure". I tried surfing? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, no text. Postyour commentson the message board below! But I got a lovely three-word "can't make it" text. Shes active, Im guard. She was flabbergasted and did not know how to react. I read the entire Book of Mormon. And dont even get us started on the princess who left Japans Imperial family in order to marry a commoner. 1. I thought it was the coolest thing ever, so I forced my mom to buy me one. When we finally started talking, he asked me what I thought about Led Zeppelin. She Conquered Your Home As Her Own. I check to see when he was last online: 1h ago. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. #NeverForget. See the penguins in Antarctica. When I got my first raise at work I took my now husband out to dinner at Gramercy Tavern. Just a horrible situation all around.". When I eventually came.the feeling is just indescribable. Have you met anyone on here in real life?' I ended up buying a $120 skateboard, and I skated circles in my garage for like three hours to get the hang of it. Like Meat Loaf, some people would do anything for love and why wouldnt they? Your account is not active. I used an old wet suit, nearly drowned, and then cried on the beach. Lust is an even crazier thing. How the hell did that end up happening? Smoking weed on the top of a mountain, I was overdoing but its fucking awesome! But anyway, instead of being turned on, he was super, super freaked out so I had to backtrack and basically admit I was making it up to be more attractive. We live in a world where facts and fiction get blurred. The landlady gave us tamarind to eat and the effect of tobacco vanished. I hope you're pulling our lariats, but I have a feeling you're not. A few months later though, we still broke up. Hmm On the phone with her at about 9pm, changed, got in my car, and started driving. "He never called me again, and we only fooled around once more after I called and he (I'm pretty sure mistakenly) answered, and I all but begged to see him. "Well, on Monday, the text never came. And yes, my parents were livid., 18. "I failed a few tests on purpose to get some one-on-one tutoring with the professor I was . This panda's mission is to find and cover perfect topics which would satisfy our readers' curiosity, kill the boredom, or simply make them laugh. When I was in fourth grade, I had my first crush on this boy named Mike. He was tall, attractive, great personality, meshed perfectly. I said I loved him. Because you never know how long you have until it's over. They apparently do a great job at keeping your man. Under the bed, in one of his coats and even between the cushions on the couch. It was a bummer.. I saved my lunch money in HS too so i had summer money at the end of the year! How couples can ensure they have a healthy relationship: She adds that, "Many couples are afraid to reach out and ask for help when they have hit a speed bump, they feel embarrassed and ashamed and like they have failed. Shaved my head. "We met on Tinder (shush) and we clicked instantly. I also pretended to actually enjoy SEX with him -- sex with boys is GROSS. See the hilarious tweet below. She'd done all of the research, she just needed someone to reorganize it into a coherent paper. 8. We were engaged, although she'd put an enormous amount of work into the first 3 or 4 versions, she wasn't much of a writer. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. 7. I guess I was too young to see anything was really wrong with that. 26 y.o., from Los Angeles, CA. Went home and shaved it to where I looked like Mr. Clean. Sold nearly everything I owned, quit my job, and moved 2000 miles to live with a woman I met online via a Yahoo Group for cat owners. She'd be bound to find at least one. I also let his friend give me a tattoo because I wanted all of them to think I was badass and punk, not an over privileged New York JAP (which I was). We recommend switching to Edge, Chrome, Safari, or Firefox. Hey Pandas, What Was Your Popular Moment? She and I are both military. In the 2nd grade, I had a crush on this kid who wore this lime green fleece vest. I was walking alone in a very famous lane called Walking street and I was approached by a very beautiful girl and said she can spend time with me and she will charge 2000 bahts,it was my first day and she was such a beautiful one that I could not resist her. "When he wouldn't answer his landline or mobile phone, I would then call the store across the road from his house and ask if his car was parked in the driveway. I wont think about her five years from now and go, what if? I tried, she dumped me, Ill move forward like I always do., 3. Well, he didn't show up. What is the craziest thing ? Our servant helped us to get to neighbours house. Talked to her for about the last half hour of my drive, then snuck into her house at about 4am. I look kind of young and probably they won't suspect me of doing such thing. The Blue Hole, Belize. No answer. ;) Eat something thats alive (like octopus). By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. I wrote the names of my two girl crushes on my dick in fourth grade.rode my bike to the rail tracks, stared at my dick, whispered their names, and said I love you. 3 glasses of Flaming Lamborghini then I threw up. Because you never know how long you have until its over. 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